Inspired by friends, here are some old rhymes and word
games we all loved as children. If you have any you'd like
to see added please feel free to submit them.
Comet, it makes your teeth turn green!  Comet, it tastes like Listerine!
Comet, it makes you vomit! So get some Comet and vomit today!
Submitted by Paulette
Engine engine number nine riding on chicago line, if the train falls off the
track do u want your money back?  yes?- y e s spells yes and out goes y o u
Submitted by Joe
Great green gobs of gooshy gooshy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat,
pretty little birdy feet, two big eyeballs rollin' down the dirty street and I
forgot my spoon... (but I brought along a strawwwwwwwwwwww SLURP)
Submitted by Paulette
there was an ole man named michael finnigan he had whiskers on his
chinnigan they fell out and then grew in again poor ole michael finnigan
Submitted by Jon
don't say ain't or your mother will faint your dad will fall in a bucket of paint,
your sister will cry, your brother will die, and your dog will call the FBI
Submitted by Jon
Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Lucy went to heaven, the
steamboat went to ... Hello Operator, give me number 9, if you disconnect
me, i'll shoot you in the ...Behind the iron curtain there was a piece of glass,
Lucy sat upon it and cut her big fat.. .Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you
no more lies, that's what lucy told me just before she died
Submitted by Paulette
I slit the sheet the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit
Submitted by Paulette
my mother punched your mother in the nose. what color blood came out?
blue- ok b l u e spells blue and out goes y o u
Submitted by Joe
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McDonald's is your kinda place, hamburgers in your face, french fries up
your nose, pickles between yer toes! And don't forget those chocolate
shakes, they come from polluted lakes. Mcdonalds is your kinda place.
Submitted BY: Ali